What is it you do here?

I just have to accept that you’re not gonna say that in Sebastian Maniscalco doing a woman ordering from Subway’s voice and move on.

Anyway, the short answer is: whatever I want. But that’s misleadingly badass, I mean it more like, oh I have no idea, and it might evolve as I figure out what I actually want to do. (Which brings us to how to read my punctuation choices, and it’s less grammatical and more reading music, commas indicate a pause, it’s where I want you to breathe.)

All of which is to say, let’s figure it out together.

Let me in your box.

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